Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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