But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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