if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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