please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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