I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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