You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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