i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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