1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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