Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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