Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You work out of a Hotel?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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