if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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