How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
