I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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