Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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