I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I see more hoeing in ur future
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