textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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