spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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