It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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