AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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