Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I understand Curling. That high.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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