i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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