This is not my ceiling
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I party with great urgency now.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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