Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Come see our sink grown plant.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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