Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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