I have demons in me.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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