On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize