if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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