I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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