it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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