there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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