I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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