Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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