i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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