i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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