you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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