careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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