did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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