NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The air taste purple.
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