I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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