Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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