is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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