Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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