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  I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

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  its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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• (408): View more from California

  I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011

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• (805): View more from California

  found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.

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• (415): View more from California

  I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We can put you in charge of something

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  I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"

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