so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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