Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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