honey bunches of taint.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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