Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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