I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just blew my weed a kiss
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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