Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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