Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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