I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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