Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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