Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
