She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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