found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I will die if light touches me.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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