the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
