sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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