people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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